South Park Self

actually, baby, no you can't

oh wait. I can't buy a new car because I don't have a valid driver's licence and the banks won't let you have the car without one. There is no way I can acquire one in the next month as my work life is wall-to-wall nightmare. I will thus negotiate this wall-to-wall nightmare on foot.

Rumours of my actual identity as a functioning adult are apparently wildly exaggerated.

as you were, then.
This is the part where I would be throwing a serious tantrum (even if only in my head). Argh!
I cannot confirm or deny that there may have been a certain degree of walking home in a tantrum, if by tantrum you read "floods of gusty tears". I am not dealing well.